- Shendu the Fire Demon: Now that I have opened the last portal, Sister Bai Tza. It is time to liberate me from my prison of flesh.
- Bai Tza: You *dare* request your freedom?
- Shendu the Fire Demon: Have I not earned it? I have released all our brothers and sisters.
- Bai Tza: How curious then, that six demon sorcerers remain trapped in the void! I should obliterate you on their behalf!
- Valmont: [Referring to a horn on his forehead] Wearing the skirt is demeaning enough, Shendu. But this is over the line!
- Shendu the Fire Demon: Do you think I am pleased with our union, Valmont? If I am to remain in your pathetic body. I must at least make a few cosmetic improvements. Now hold still while I sprout our tail.
- Shendu the Fire Demon: Never seeing any of you ever again would make me a very happy dragon.
- Ratso: Say bye-bye to Valmont.
- Finn: I hear Utah is nice this time of year.
- Chow: Anywhere but here.
- Valmont: So this is why your niece is always with you. And here I just thought you were horribly irresponsible.