Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Masks of the Shadowkhan (2003)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Chow

Quotes 

• Jade : [Jackie takes cover under a plane]  Hi Jackie.

  Jackie : Bwhaa?

  Jade : Before you get mad. Listen the capital of Kansas is Kansas City.

  Jackie : The capital is Topeka! And that is not the point!

• Tarakudo : [seeing Jade]  Ah the former Queen of the Shadowkhan. Returning to the forces of darkness?

  Jackie : [Grabbing Jade and running away]  Thank you no, not today!

  Jade : Er, what Jackie said.

  Tarakudo : In time, you're young.

• Jade : [Catching up to Jackie in midair]  Hey Jackie.

  Jackie : Bwhaa? Jade!

  Jade : Never exit an aircraft without one of these.

  [Pointing to her parachute] 

• Tohru : When I was a child growing up in Japan, my mother told me of the Oni. Hideous horned demons, who would sneak into the rooms of disobedient children.

  Jackie : [Looking at Jade]  And what did they want with these disobedient children?

  [Jade blows a raspberry] 

  Tohru : The Oni would

  [Tohru gulps] 

  Tohru : eat their souls. Eww!

• Uncle : Now evil has been defeated.

  Tohru : Um, one more thing...

  Jackie : Oh no.