- Jackie Chan: Captain Black, I thought all Dark Hand matters had been reassigned to Section 12?
- Capt. Black: That may be so, but I'm not gonna sit pretty while the Dark Hand strolls into my backyard to had a hall pass to a hobgoblin.
- Jade: Captain Black is in the house.
- Capt. Black: [Over the phone to his bosses] I have reason to believe that he orchestrated their appointment to Hollowlands in order to locate a demon portal... No sir, I've never received psychological counseling. Why?
- Capt. Black: [to Jackie after his face is altered] Jackie Chan meet Chance Jackson. Master criminal.
- Xiao Fung: Hmm. If I do not free this Valmont. I will be burdended with freeing my brothers and sisters... Very well
- Uncle: [Jackie calls Uncle] What? It does not sound like you! What do you mean you are in prison? You are a *bad* influence on Jade! Good thing it is not really you!
- [Hangs up the phone]