Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Bullies (2000)

Julian Sands: Valmont

Quotes 

• Shendu : Valmont, where is the dragon talisman?

  Valmont : My men are on it, Shendu.

  Shendu : Your men could not find their own shadows. And your incompetence continues to stupify me!

• Capt. Black : Valmont!

  Valmont : The Dark Hand waves bye bye, Captain Black!

  [Valmont blasts Captain Black with the Dragon Talisman] 

• Valmont : Jackie Chan. Finally, we meet. It was nice knowing you.

  [Prepares to blast Jackie] 

• Valmont : Shendu, I beg your forgiveness.

  Shendu : You may earn it Valmont. Rumor tells of talisman at the North Pole. Dress warmly.

• Jackie : You know, Valmont? I was wondering, what is one of these worth? An all expenses paid trip to Melvin World?

  [tosses a gold brick into the water] 

  Valmont : You'll pay for that!

  Jackie : [Jackie begins throwing gold bricks into the water]  What about these? A new Ferrari?

  Valmont : Chan!

  Jackie : A summer home? Your own private island to build it on? A robot butler for that home?

  Valmont : Argh!

  [blasts his ship in half] 

  Valmont : Blast.