- Jade: [after Drago breaks into Section 13] Call me crazy, but I'm thinking it's time for security upgrade.
- Jade: Don't you know what today is?
- Uncle: Ha cha! Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.
- Jade: Oh come on! You know it's my birthday. Now for breakfast I want chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries and...
- Jackie: I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy around Section 13 this morning. We'll have to celebrate your birthday later.
- Drago: It's near. Let's go.
- [starts to leave]
- Strikemaster Ice: Yo, hold up dog. Now we don't work for free. You want our services? You gots to show some green!
- [Drago changes them]
- Drago: You each have a small piece of my fire demon power: dragon speed, dragon strength, and dragon breath.
- Strikemaster Ice: That'll work.
- Tohru: Drago!
- Jackie: And... Strikemaster Ice?
- Jade: Hey. Pizza face got a Drago makeover.
- Strikemaster Ice: Yo dog. You didn't say *nothing* about putting the hurt on Chan! First day on the job, we already get a bonus!
- Drago: Was that a joke? Did I hire clowns? I give you powers beyond your wildest imagination. And you can't get past an archaeologist, a tube of guts, an old man, and a little girl!
- Jade: You dine with the T, you get a helping of the J.
- Strikemaster Ice: Yo shortstop. Why don't you let the grownups handle this? A'ight.
- Jade: You afraid I'll whoop your butts again?
- Strikemaster Ice: You got the crust little lady. Let's see if you got the sauce!
- [breaths fire]