Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

And He Does His Own Stunts (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow

Quotes 

• Valmont : [Chow was taping the map]  You got that didn't you?

  Chow : Uh, pretty much all of it, before we, uh, ran out of tape.

  Finn : Dude, RUN!

• Jackie : Hmm, I suppose this is one time you *could* come along and not be in the way.

  Jade : YES!... Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

• Jackie : [answering his cell phone]  Hello?

  Jade : Jackie, the Dark Hand guys are right outside the Wax Museum.

  Jackie : What? Jade, how do you do that?... Never mind, do nothing until I get there.

  Jade : Can't hear you

  [Jade makes static sounds into her cell phone] 

  Jade : You're breaking

  [Jade makes more static sounds] 

  Jade : up.

• Finn : [Jackie steps out of a taxi as the Dark Hand is about to fight Tohru]  Chan!

  Chow : Does this qualify as being outnumbered?

  Ratso : Works for me!

• Jade : Look, Lar, Jackie Chan here is going to be the next big action superstar! And you have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor.

  Jackie : Jade...

  Jade : Right. Did I mention that he does all his own stunts?

• Shendu : Greetings Tchang Zu

  Tchang Zu : What took you so long?

  Shendu : Just the usual interference from Jackie Chan.

  Tchang Zu : Then he will interfere no longer!

• Uncle : Jade *never* does nothing.

  Jackie : I know, but I feel I have to say it.

• Tohru : We know of a Mexican restaurant where Uncle found the castinets.

  Jackie : In Chinatown?

  Uncle : Hollywood is a strange and mysterious place.