- Det. Paul Falsone: [the detectives are discussing Baltimore landmarks] Baltimore is a city of many splendors but the greatest architectural feat: Madonna's bra.
- Det. Terri Stivers: [incredulous] What?
- Det. Meldrick Lewis: Yeah, Madonna's bra. The sewage treatment plant on East Point. Them two golden cones just stickin' up outta nowhere.
- Det. Terri Stivers: Madonna's bra.
- Det. Stuart Gharty: [chuckling] That's what the East Siders call it.
- Det. Paul Falsone: Two golden orbs shimmering in the moonlight, towering over the landscape.
- Det. Terri Stivers: I don't think I've ever seen it.
- Det. Paul Falsone: Are you serious?
- Det. Stuart Gharty: To die without viewing it would mark an incomplete life.