Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Be Nice (1999)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
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Quotes
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Debra Barone : [on the phone] Yeah, well, of course she has time to work out. She's only got one kid.
Ray Barone : Deb, where's the paper?
Debra Barone : Yeah, oh, well, give her a pair of twins and then let's see her body.
Ray Barone : Debra, where's the paper?
Debra Barone : [to Ray] I don't know.
[back to the phone]
Debra Barone : Yeah, yeah. Put her in a bikini! There you go.
Ray Barone : You brought the paper in. Where'd you put it?
Debra Barone : [to Ray] Honey, I'm on the phone.
[to the phone]
Debra Barone : You know what? I saw a bathing suit that would be perfect for you.
Ray Barone : Could you just point to the paper?
Debra Barone : Would you stop? I'm on the phone.
Ray Barone : In the amount of time it took you to say that, you can tell me where the paper is.
Debra Barone : Yeah, it's just my husband.
Ray Barone : Well, who's that?
Debra Barone : It's Jason's mom from school, okay?
Ray Barone : You don't even know her name. Tell me her name.
[Debra shushes him]
Debra Barone : Yeah, I have the catalog here somewhere.
Ray Barone : Oh, so you're looking for something for somebody you don't even know. Where's my paper?
Debra Barone : Yeah. Here. I've got the catalog. You know what? I'll give it to you when I see you at the book fair. Okay? Okay. Bye-bye.
[She hangs up and turns to Ray]
Debra Barone : God! You are impossible! I can't talk on the phone for two minutes without you interrupting me.
Ray Barone : Where's the paper?
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Ray Barone : Oh, hey, Justin, your mother's gonna be right back, okay?
Debra Barone : Where is she?
Ray Barone : She's over there. I'm keeping an eye on Justin for her.
Debra Barone : You're watching additional children?
Elise : [Walking up] Here we go. Oh, hey, Debra.
Debra Barone : Hi.
Elise : I got everybody popsicles.
Ray Barone : Oh, great. one, two, three, four, five. Five popsicles.
Elise : Thanks for watching Justin, Ray.
Ray Barone : Pleasure, Elise.
Elise : You better hang on to him, Debra. Come on, Justin!
[She leaves]
Ray Barone : See you later, Justin!
[to Debra]
Ray Barone : Well, you know, this is silly. We don't both need to be here. Maybe one of us should - I don't know - Go home and watch the ball game.
Debra Barone : I don't think you wanna go yet. You're gonna miss the awards ceremony.
Ray Barone : Huh?
Debra Barone : Yeah. And the winner for best performance as a husband goes to
[She pantomimes opening an envelope and then gasps as she pretends to read it]
Debra Barone : Ray Barone for "Mr. Fantastic Visits A Park"! Yay!
Ray Barone : Oh, I have nothing prepared.
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Ray Barone : Oh, I love turkey.
Debra Barone : Yeah. You want some chips?
Ray Barone : No. Just your sandwich. Yes!
[He takes a bite]
Debra Barone : How is it?
Ray Barone : It's great. Do we have chips?
Debra Barone : Yeah sure.
Ray Barone : Huh.
Debra Barone : Why? What's the matter?
Ray Barone : No, nothing, There something new in here? Something new?
Debra Barone : Oh, yeah. Yeah, I made my own dressing yesterday.
Ray Barone : Hmm!
Debra Barone : You like it?
Ray Barone : I - you know, I think it's marvelous that you're trying the new dressings, yeah.
Debra Barone : Wait a minute. What is that?
Ray Barone : What? Nice.
Debra Barone : No, no, no. That's not nice. That's, like, fake nice. That's your mom.
Ray Barone : All right, all right, now, *that's* not nice right there.