Jupiter Landing (2005)

Monique Lanier: Amber

Quotes 

• Amber : [Writing in her jounal]  How am I ever gonna keep a man if I can't even keep a fish.

• Amber : [Writing in her journal]  Bert surprised me. There were no fireworks, no poetry. Just the single longest orgasm any woman has ever experienced in recorded history.

• Amber : [voice over from her journal]  I have our entire lives planned out.

  Tyson : [reading Amber's journal]  Jesus, when am I gonna find time to masturbate?