Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Seth Rogen: Mantis
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Quotes
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[Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling]
Po : What?
Mantis : Oh, nothing... Master Shifu.
Po : Oh, yeah, yeah.
[imitating Shifu]
Po : You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds, and brush your teeth!
[everyone except Tigress laughs]
Po : What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine.
[he holds two bowls over his head to look like Shifu's ears]
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Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.
[Po makes a sudden funny face]
Tigress : Oh that is it!
[she lunges at Po]
Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!
[Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back]
Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.
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Po : [dazed] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.
Oogway : How interesting.
Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?
Oogway : Him.
Po : Who?
[Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him]
Oogway : You.
Po : What?
Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Po : What?
Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?
Shifu : WHAT?
Mr. Ping : WHAT?
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Po : Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel *better*!
Mantis : Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...
Po : Fat?
Mantis : Fur! I was gonna say fur.
Po : Sure you were.
Mantis : Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size, I mean, look at me!
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Mantis : There's no words.
Crane : Not denying it.
Viper : I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
Crane : [mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically] He is *so* mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!
Mantis : When he walks, the very ground shakes.
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Po : [making dinner for The Furious Five] So, I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Hajin Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"
Crane : Really, so how'd you get out of there alive?
Po : I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?" Order up!
[passes out bowls of soup to four of the Five]
Po : Hope you like it.
Mantis : This is really good!
Po : Nah, c'mon, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.
Viper : What are you talking about? This is amazing!
Crane : Wow, you're a really good cook!
Mantis : I wish my mouth was bigger!