The Benchwarmers (2006)
Max Prado: Nelson
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Quotes
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Gus : [to Nelson] Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier?
Mel : Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies.
Nelson : I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily.
Clark : When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.
Nelson : His son just did that to me last week.