Green Wing (2004–2007)
Olivia Colman: Harriet Schulenburg
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Quotes
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Dr. Martin Dear : [Joanna doesn't want anyone knowing he's her son] I love you and I always have!
Harriet Schulenburg : [Just entering] I'm sorry is this a bad time?
Joanna Clore : No, Dr. Dear was just telling me something a patient said to him today. A psychiatric patient, obviously.
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Harriet Schulenburg : I'm not! It's negative! Booze!
[They break out booze for her. Suddenly Joanna starts screaming in her office]
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Harriet Schulenburg : No!
Dr. Alan Statham : No, of course not. Who'd want me? I look like a broom! And who'd want to go out with a broom?
Harriet Schulenburg : A dustpan?
Dr. Alan Statham : Yes, and where would one find a maritally unfettered dustpan?
Harriet Schulenburg : Well, my husband found me at evening classes.
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Harriet Schulenburg : [Making party invitations for her son] Can you make the words pink?
Lyndon Jones : For a boy?
Harriet Schulenburg : He's gay.
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Harriet Schulenburg : [she's turned up to work wearing bunny ears] I thought everyone seemed cheerful! Oh, God. I put flowers on Mother's grave...
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Harriet Schulenburg : I know I took a lot of pills to try and flush him out, but it doesn't mean I don't love him. He's just a bit blinky.
Kim Alabaster : [points at calendar] Got the ******! He's with the babysitter! Right, ladies, let's get the **** out of here.
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Harriet Schulenburg : [affair with bald IT Guy] But he's so Shiny!
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Kim Alabaster : [Photocopier Competition] What? Ol' "Big Pants", there?
Lyndon Jones : Well, you did ask me whose I liked best...
Harriet Schulenburg : [Victory Dance]
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Harriet Schulenburg : That's me, notorious jellybrain.
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Harriet Schulenburg : Look at the Fairies!