- Malte: [returning to camp after targeting Schorschi] His straight days are over. I'm giving him one more day, maybe two. His crotch was bulging. Next week is harvest time.
- Leo: Forget it. He's a hardcore straight.
- Malte: So what? I've cracked even the hardest of nuts. That Bavarian piggy's no exception. Straight boys make great toys.
- Boy: Look, Martin has an Ernie and Bert sleeping bag.