Josie's Castle (1971)
Barnaby Shackleford: Bartholomew
Quotes
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Bartholomew : I took up smoking right after I gave up heterosexuality. I utterly refuse to discipline myself in too many ways at once!
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Bartholomew : You know, Ken, you look utterly adorable in the samurai suit. You make Toshirô Mifune look positively dowdy!
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Josie : Shall we say grace? Ready? Begin.
Josie , Leonard , Ken : Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God!
Bartholomew : You're a bunch of disgusting heathens.
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Josie : And what do you do?
Bartholomew : I'm shooting at the zoo, the final sequence for my master's.
Josie : What's the title?
Bartholomew : It's called, "A Helping Hand."
Josie : Oh well that sounds very altruistic.
Bartholomew : Not at all, my dear, it's about masturbation!
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Bartholomew : When I heard that your kinky little ménage à trois had moved into the castle, I thought, "Hmmmm."
Josie : It's not like that at all, it's just Leonard and me.
Bartholomew : Oh come on! That number's as gay as pink ink!
Josie : I can give you a testimonial.
Bartholomew : Whether he knows it or not, that number's just dying to come out of the closet!
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Leonard : It's incredible how one person can be so talented.
Bartholomew : You're just jealous because you're so INCREDIBLY one-dimensional.
Leonard : You mean I'm not bisexual?
Bartholomew : Well, that's one area, yes.
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Josie : How is the dope business? I bet you two meet a lot of mafia celebrities in your line of work.
Leonard : Oh, sure. Walk into any dealer's pad and there's one dead in the bathtub.
Bartholomew : It's a good, clean living!