- Political Correspondent Udi Ben-David Federbush: How do you say "I love you" in English?
- Shelly Yechimovich: "I'm gay."
- Political Correspondent Udi Ben-David Federbush: Chelsie, I'm gay.
- Merkava Feldman: As we've seen, again the anti-semi European bitches are against us. Sorry for the word "European".
- Host: [talking about a terrorist attack intended for the French Embassy] ... and in conclusion, we hope that no more terrorist attacks are intended towards the French Embassy located at 112 Herbert Smuel Street in Tel Aviv. Oh, and they're a side entrance from Jaffa St.
- Judy Shalom Nir-Mozes: Watching the Oscars reminded me of why Steve asked me to marry him.
- Host: Why is that?
- Judy Shalom Nir-Mozes: Million Dollar Baby.
- Host: Israel's rugby team was arrested this week for rampaging in Luxemburg. The police looks into the issue and apparently it's a sport similar to soccer, which is played using your hands.
- Bill Clinton: I fell in love with this country and decided that I, Hillary and Chelsie will live in Israel.
- Christiana Hochman: [translating to Hebrew] I'm an idiot and want to move here.