Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004 Video)
Jim Cummings: Pete
Photos
Quotes
-
Pete : I didn't say drop a safe on her, you dolt! I said keep her safe!
The Beagle Boys : Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.
-
Pete : [singing to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King] I was born to cheat and lie/I'm a mean, rotten guy/ when you ask me, why I'm nasty, here's my reason why/At that stork delivery, mommy screamed: "Woo is me/Such a dork, hey Mister Stork, behold my misery/Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty, naughty slob"/Can in it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job/So I'm nasty, I'm no good, I'll be king, knock on wood/I'll impress you though I'm just a common lowly hood/ If you can't be loved, be feared/Don't get shoved, chickensh /Be the king, pull the string or else you might be speared/I'm so happy I could dance/Seek my chance, I'll advance/Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France.
Pete : Evening trusted Lieutenant. Watch out for the bricks.
Clarabelle : What?
[get's hitten by bricks]
Pete : Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France!
[speaking]
Pete : Why'd the music stop?
-
Pete : [quoting the _"Mickey Mouse Club"_ theme as he throws Mickey into a cage] Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be!
-
Pete : I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.
-
Pete : It's all over, Mickey, and you're all alone. And now with you out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie.
[Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete]
Mickey Mouse : Wanna bet?
Pete : That's a sucker bet.
Donald Duck : [hits Pete over the head] Yeah! You're the sucker!
-
Pete : It's just you and me, Mickey. Mano a mouso.
-
Pete : So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I just Can't Wait To Be King!
-
Pete : Now listen, you yardsticks! I am sick and tired of your screw-ups! You guy are hopeless. I leave you for five minutes and I come back to a disaster!
Mickey Mouse : Well, we were practicing our teamwork so that we could become good musketeers.
Pete : [cracking up] Musketeers?
[laughs loudly and scornfully]
Pete : Oh! Mmm! That's priceless!
Mickey Mouse : But we could work really hard and prove ourselves, Captain Pete. And then would you let us be musketeers?
Pete : Well, there's three things wrong with that.
[to Donald]
Pete : One...
[Donald chickens out and hides in his hat]
Pete : You're a coward.
[to Goofy]
Pete : Two...
[hears a telephone busy signal]
Additional Voices : We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected.
Pete : Oh! You're a doofus.
[to Mickey]
Pete : And as for you, well, you're just too small! Why, I wouldn't have you yahoos as musketeers even if you were the last recruits in all of my beloved France! So, you won't need this.will you?
[crumbles Mickey's hat into a ball]
Pete : Here, kid. Have a ball!
[laughs scornfully again; to himself]
Pete : Have a ball, that's a good one!
-
Minnie : [Minnie and Daisy enter the castle and are approached by Pete] Captain Pete?
Pete : [approaches them menacingly] Bonjourny Princess!
Minnie : [turns around and sees the Beagle Boys] Where are my bodyguards?
Pete : [laughs and throws a sack over Minnie and Daisy] I'll be your bodyguard tonight sweet cheeks!
Minnie : [climbs up the sack so her head is sticking out] This is an outrage!
Pete : No this is my nefarious plan to steal the throne
[shows her one of the Beagle Boys disguised as her]
The Beagle Boys : Does this crown make my ears look big?
[Minnie screams and Pete shoves her back into the sack and ties it shut]
Pete : [to the Beagle Boys] You know what to do?
The Beagle Boys , The Beagle Boys : Righty-o boss!
[they open a trunk and Pete tosses the sack containing Minnie and Daisy inside and they lock it]