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Quotes
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Eva : Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
Deuce Bigalow : That's do-able!
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Deuce Bigalow : [on the way to the Man-Whore awards, and Eva is riding behind them] Hey look, there's Eva!
Gaspar Voorsboch : Oh.
[starts speeding up]
Deuce Bigalow : Hey what are you doing, she's right behind us.
Eva : Deuce!
[Deuce peaks his head out the window, and looks back]
Eva : he's the killer!
Deuce Bigalow : Huh, what?
Eva : You're with the killer!
Deuce Bigalow : Uh.. I'm with the dealer?
Eva : He's the Man-Whore killer!
Deuce Bigalow : Um..Eighteen Wheeler?
Eva : [comes right up close to the Passengers Window] My uncle is the killer!
Deuce Bigalow : Oh, I'm with the...
[Turns his attention to Gaspar who points a gun at him]
Deuce Bigalow : ...you're the Killer?
Gaspar Voorsboch : She said: You are with the killer, you stupido!
Deuce Bigalow : Ohhh.
[looks near the back seat, and notices a barely opened hand bag with the Leopard-coat, and a blond wig showing]
Deuce Bigalow : ...but... why, what did Man-Whores ever do to YOU?
Gaspar Voorsboch : What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-Whore University.