Cellular (2004)

Eric Christian Olsen: Chad

Quotes 

• Chad : [seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out]  Haha - that sucks.

  [Ryan shoves the box at him] 

  Chad : No way! This sucks more!

• Chad : [greeting girls at the pier]  Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples.

• [talking to Ryan on a payphone] 

  Chad : Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.

  Ryan : [laughs]  That sucks. Sounds like she got you.

  Chad : I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.

  [to two girls that pass him by] 

  Chad : Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.

• Ryan : It's Chloe!

  Chad : No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!

  Ryan : I'm just gonna say "hi."

  Chad : You're not gonna say "hi."

  Ryan : No "hi"?

  Chad : No "hi."

  Ryan : I can't say...

  Chad : [shouts]  Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!

  Ryan : You're right.

  Chad : Be strong.

  Ryan : You're right.

  Chad : Yeah.

  Ryan : Thank you.

  Chad : All right.

  [he gets distracted by girls in bikinis] 

  Chad : Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?

  [Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]