Calendar Girls (2003)
Annette Crosbie: Jessie
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Quotes
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Jessie : Hello dear. I thought I'd bring my journalists to meet your journalists.
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Cora : I'm surprised they printed it.
Jessie : It's probably all over the internet by now.
Annie : By the sound of it, most people have seen it already.
Chris : Lots of people have photos taken with their tops off on holiday in Ibiza don't they?
Ruth : It probably just came as a slight shock Chris, what with the previous fifteen photos being of flower arrangements.
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Jessie : One moment the dressing gown was on, the next it was just me and the hat.
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Check-In Stewardess : I'm sorry ladies, but I'm afraid you've come to the wrong desk.
Jessie : I have asked four people. Each of them has said we could check in for a flight to Los Angeles at *any* desk. We have queued for twenty minutes in the *only* queue and were directed to *your* desk by *your* representative. Where *precisely* have we gone wrong?
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Cora : There's just one problem. The photographer's a man.
Jessie : But the point is, we won't be showing anything.
Cora : In the photos. I imagine a considerable amount will be on display in the room.
Chris : He'll have to be in the room to take the photos!
Cora : With us naked!
Celia : Yeah. Or nude.
Chris : No, listen. An art photographer doesn't see a naked woman. He sees a life model!
Celia : Yes. No, the nudity isn't important.
Jessie : Easy to say when you've got your knickers on.