13 Going on 30 (2004)
Christa B. Allen: Young Jenna
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Quotes
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[Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party]
Young Matt : You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.
Young Jenna Rink : They're my friends.
Young Matt : The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
Young Jenna Rink : Well, almost. And someday, I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick.
Young Matt : There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal.
Young Jenna Rink : I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool.
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Beverly Rink : Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.
Young Jenna Rink : I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people.
Beverly Rink : Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.
Young Jenna Rink : Look at this. "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.
Beverly Rink : [chuckles] Well, you will be, honey. But right now, you're my beautiful 13-year-old.
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Young Matt : Arrivederci.
Young Jenna Rink : Au revoir.
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Yearbook Photographer : Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. Come on, right there. That's good.
Young Jenna Rink : It's Jenna.
Yearbook Photographer : Look over here, Gina. Right here.
Young Jenna Rink : IT'S JENNA!
[Photographer takes photo and it comes out all wrong]
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Young Jenna Rink : I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Young Matt : Hey, Jenna.
[takes a picture of him and Jenna]
Young Jenna Rink : Matt, please. No more pictures.
Young Matt : Come on, it's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it.
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[Jenna returns to 1987, and has a second chance as "Crazy for You" by Madonna plays in the background]
Young Tom-Tom : [to Matt; snobbishly] Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
[Young Lucy goes upstairs; Young Matt goes to closet, and opens door]
Young Jenna Rink : [happily] Matty!
[pounces on Young Matt and passionately kisses him]
Young Matt : [impressed] Wow. You really know what you're doing.
Young Jenna Rink : Come on.
Young Tom-Tom : [takes scarf; snobbishly] Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
Young Jenna Rink : [angrily snatches Lucy's homework, and rips it up] You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on,
[splashes Young Lucy's drink on her dress]
Young Jenna Rink : biatch.
[to Matt]
Young Jenna Rink : Come on, Matt.
Young Tom-Tom : [to Young Jenna; incensed and confused] What did you call me?
Young Jenna Rink : We're gonna be late.
Young Matt : For what?
Young Jenna Rink : You'll see.
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Young Jenna Rink : [as the Six Chicks walk up to her and Matt] Hi, Tom-Tom.
Young Tom-Tom : Hey, Jenna.
[to Matt]
Young Tom-Tom : Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam?
[back to Jenna]
Young Tom-Tom : So, how did yours come out, Rink?
Young Jenna Rink : Not so good.
Young Tom-Tom : [pretending to agree] Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
Six Chick : Nuh-uh! Tom-Tom, yours are great!
Six Chick : Yours are the best.
[Tom-Tom shows her pictures to Young Jenna]
Young Jenna Rink : God, you're so photogenic.
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Young Matt : [to Jenna] I'll meet you out front, okay?
Young Tom-Tom : Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play.
[the Six Chicks laugh; Matt passes through the girls]
Young Tom-Tom : Freakazoid.
Six Chick : See ya.
Young Tom-Tom : Uh, Jenna, can I talk to you a tiny sec? So I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party tonight. And he said he wanted to come with.
Young Jenna Rink : Really?
Young Tom-Tom : Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, 'cause we really wanted to.
[turns to her friends]
Young Tom-Tom : Didn't we, girls?
Six Chick : We totally did.
Six Chick : So, so much.
Six Chick : We're so sorry.
Young Tom-Tom : Yeah, Miss Measly's totally up our butts with this group project proposal. And Chris is going to come over and help us out... so, I guess he can't come either.
Young Jenna Rink : I could write your report for you.
Young Tom-Tom : Fabuloso.