- Santos: Of course we can fail. But, let's suppose that you need an urgent medical operation. It can fail too, but you'll try to find the best surgeon available. Well, in this case, we're not only the best surgeons... we're the only ones.
- [being interrogated by the FBI]
- Bonelli: I love American culture! I have all the Star Wars merchandise! I got all the toys! Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Darth Vader! I eat once a week in MacDonalds!
- Mario Santos: What terrorists do to Americans, we all already know. What Americans do to terrorists... well, they don't stay behind.
- Santos: [repeated line]
- Santos: Excuse me... Do you have a light?
- [pulls up a cigar]
- [while portraying a lawyer in a trial against a model agency manager]
- Ravenna: The biggest the unhappiness, the greatest the consumption?