The Scream Team (2002 TV Movie)
Eric Idle: Coffin Ed
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Quotes
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Coffin Ed : As we say in the ghost business... BOO.
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[last lines]
Coffin Ed : There are some advantages to being dead.
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Claire Carlyle : [walks up close to the portal mirror]
Claire Carlyle : What is this?
Mariah : Oh, hey. No, no, no. Hey! Step away. Away from the portal!
[They step away]
Mariah : Thank you. You will have your opportunity soon enough. Not now.
Claire Carlyle : [Afraid] I'm going to die?
Coffin Ed : Uh, hello. Newsflash - everybody dies.
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Jumper : This is getting embarrassing! What are we doing? We are the Soul Patrol! We got way more life force than a dozen stinking ghosts. This is what I signed up for.
[Shakes head, with an attitude]
Jumper : I say, we kick some serious ghost butt.
Mariah : Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. You were sentenced!
Jumper : What - ever.
[Turns to Ed]
Jumper : Are you with me, Eddie?
Coffin Ed : Only one week left on the force! Why can't I just retire in peace?
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Ian Carlyle : [after Zachariah Kull absorbs Jumper's soul] Jumper!
Coffin Ed : NO!
Claire Carlyle : Ed, I'm so sorry.
Ian Carlyle : Don't worry. We'll rescue him!
Coffin Ed : Oh, we will. I will swear on my life I'll rescue Jumper - or die trying!
Ian Carlyle : Isn't that sort of an empty promise?
[Claire hits him]
Coffin Ed : Picky, picky, picky.
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Jumper : [rants off about being trapped in a jar]
Jumper : And some partner you turned out to be.
[Makes a face with his palm facing the brother and sister]
Jumper : Wiggity biggity woo! That's the best you could do?
Coffin Ed : You're welcome.
Jumper : [sarcastic] Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. Two little kids here, you can't even scare...
Mariah : [interrupts] Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.