Dirty Deeds (2002)
Felix Williamson: Sal Cassela
Quotes
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Sal : [on flight to Australia] Yeah, so, w-what language they speakin' over there?
Tony : Jus' regular.
Sal : You mean, like, American?
Tony : Yeah, regular.
Sal : Is this country's on the other side o' the world they speak the same as us, they, they look the same as us? They don' look like Mexicans or nothin' , do they?
Tony : I got no idea.
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Sal : [inspecting TV set in an Australian hotel] You think you can get a color set?
Bell Boy : They only come in black 'n white, sorry.
Sal : You're kiddin' me?
Tony : [handing over a banknote] Here you go, chief.
Bell Boy : What's that for?
Tony : It's a tip.
Bell Boy : Oh, righty-o. Ta.
Tony : [mockingly, as Bell Boy exits] Ta.
Sal : Taaah. Feel like we're... visitin'... hillbillies, here.
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Sal : [watching coverage of Vietnam war on TV in Australia] You see that? *That* is why you need color TV. You see the blood; everything. What is it in black 'n white? It looks old. It's like it happened years ago.
Darcy : [having returned from Vietnam war] It's no prettier in colour, mate.
Sal : No? We love this war. We own it.
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Sal : Wanna wake-up wit' a ice pick in your eye?