Mulan II (2004 Video)
BD Wong: Shang
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Quotes
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Captain Li Shang : My Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here.
[Takes Mulan's hands]
Captain Li Shang : Right now.
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Fa Mulan : What is it with men and asking directions?
Captain Li Shang : What is it with women and maps?
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Captain Li Shang : [storming over to Mulan] Mulan!
Fa Mulan : Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
Captain Li Shang : General Hardhead?
[makes a silly yet glaring face]
Captain Li Shang : Brushing my teeth?
Fa Mulan : Is - something wrong?
Captain Li Shang : [scolding Mulan] I heard you, Mulan. Every word.
[covers his mouth]
Fa Mulan : Every word of what?
Captain Li Shang : Don't play coy; I saw you outside my tent!
Fa Mulan : What? I haven't left my post!
Captain Li Shang : And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
Fa Mulan : Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
Captain Li Shang : I wouldn't want to peel your PAINT!
[storms away while Mulan looks on, shocked]
Yao : [watching Shang leave] Changing of the guard.
Captain Li Shang : And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!
Fa Mulan : Hmph!
Yao : What's with him?
Fa Mulan : [growls in frustration]
Yao : What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?
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Captain Li Shang : [rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Mulan's room] Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Fa Mulan : [making a face] Really?... Who?
Captain Li Shang : [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Mulan's front yard] China.
Crowd : Congratulations!
[cheers and applause]
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Fa Mulan : [after being asked if their wedding is going to be big] Absolutely!
Captain Li Shang : Oh ho, no! Blue!
Fa Mulan : Pink!
Captain Li Shang : Mild.
Fa Mulan : Spicy!
Captain Li Shang : Yes!
Fa Mulan : No!
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Captain Li Shang : [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.
Fa Mulan : China's most honored and noble soldiers.
[Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po tumble clumsily out from the matchmaker's house in the next shot]
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Captain Li Shang : [after being asked about having children] As many as possible!
Fa Mulan : Oh, maybe one or two!
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Captain Li Shang : No one should marry a person they don't love.
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Captain Li Shang : Now *this* is a battlefield.
Fa Mulan : What's our strategy, General?
Captain Li Shang : Divide and conquer.
[both laugh]
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Captain Li Shang : No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?
Fa Mulan : [Mulan takes his hand and smiles] Ah, there's nothing to forgive.
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Captain Li Shang : [to Mulan, surrounded by little girls] Is there someplace private we can talk?
Sha-Ron : [shaking his arm] We can go to my house!
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Mushu : [doing a perfect voice imitation of Mulan on a dummy outside Shang's tent] General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!
Captain Li Shang : [barely awake] Mulan?
Mushu : [still sounding like Mulan] The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!
Captain Li Shang : [awakening slightly] Huh?
Mushu : [still imitating] I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin' on top of 'em!
[the dummy's head falls off accidently, then Mushu gasps as he places it back on]
Mushu : Oh, except for that garlic breath...
[no longer imitating]
Mushu : Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops!
[he covers his mouth]
Captain Li Shang : [Shang gasps and covers his mouth, then kicks off the blanket and marches outside, muttering] That's enough! Where is she?
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Captain Li Shang : Your only duty is to the Emperor!