- King Randor: What a celebration. The preparations have been going on for days.
- Queen Marlena: You know, it reminds me of how we used to get ready for Christmas at this time of year.
- King Randor: Christmas? What's that? An Earth holiday?
- Queen Marlena: A very special Earth holiday.
- He-Man: You're pretty good at giving orders, metal-mouth - now let's see how good you are at taking 'em. Move away from my friends!
- Skeletor: Tell me more about this "Christmas."
- Miguel: Well, it's a wonderful time of the year. Everyone has lots of fun.
- Skeletor: You mean they get in fights?
- Miguel: No, no - they have fun!
- Skeletor: Fights are fun. I like fights!
- Miguel: And you give each other presents.
- Skeletor: And when you open them, they explode, right?
- Miguel: No! They're nice gifts.
- Skeletor: Nice? Doesn't sound like much fun to me!
- Prince Adam: Not everyone celebrates Christmas, but the spirit of the Christmas season is within us all. It's a season of love and joy and caring.
- Orko: And presents!
- Prince Adam: Presents are nice, Orko, but Christmas means much more than that.
- Orko: I know, Adam. Christmas is a time of peace and caring and happiness.
- Prince Adam: That's right, Orko. And what would make you happiest this Christmas?
- Orko: Presents!
- Prince Adam: Oh, Orko!
- Queen Marlena: Orko's landed on Earth.
- Teela: Are you saying that we'll never get Orko back?
- Man-At-Arms: No Teela, My Transport-Beam might do it. The problem is, it needs a Kerrium Water-crystal to power it and there are none here on Eternia.
- Princess Adora: But maybe on Etheria?
- Man-At-Arms: It's possible.
- Horde Prime: There is a great disturbance. A new spirit of goodness has arrived on Eternia. The power of Horde-Prime may be threatened.
- Skeletor: Oh, oh, I don't think I feel well.
- He-Man: Well, I think you're feeling the Christmas spirit, Skeletor. It makes you feel... good.
- Skeletor: Well I don't like to feel good. I like to feel evil. Oooh.
- She-Ra: Don't worry, Skeletor, Christmas only comes once a year.
- Skeletor: Ah, thank goodness!
- Man-At-Arms: Look, Skeletor's going after the Sky-Spy.
- Prince Adam: Then He-Man's going after Skeletor.
- Prince Adam: I can't understand how the ship just took off by itself.
- Man-At-Arms: Maybe this Finder-Beam can locate it.
- Swift Wind: They are changing into other forms. What evil robots.
- She-Ra: Very evil. And very dangerous.
- Horde Prime: The arrival of the spirit of Christmas on Eternia may threaten my rule. I don't need any more good will and brotherhood on that planet. Find it and crush it!
- Hordak: Have no fear, great master, I will eliminate this... this Christmas spirit before another day is past.
- Skeletor: You? You can't even handle that musclebound female, She-Ra.
- Hordak: Just a minute. What about the way He-Man handles you, bone-brain?
- Skeletor: Bone-brain? Why you miserable excuse for a villain!
- Miguel: Listen, if you really don't know about Christmas, we'll tell you the whole story. A long, long time ago...