Yes, Dear (2000–2006)
Anthony Clark: Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner
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Quotes
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Greg Warner : Where's Sammy?
Kim Warner : Up in the room with Dominic and Logan.
Greg Warner : Really?
Kim Warner : They asked for three sheets and shut the door. Either they're playing ghosts, building a fort or having a clan meeting.
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Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and Kim are kissing, and Jimmy walks in] Get a room.
Greg Warner : Get a house.
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Kim Warner : [Greg and Kim found out that Jimmy and Christine had sex in their bed while house-sitting] You had sex in our bed?
Greg Warner : Well, yeah, I thought that was a given.
Christine Hughes : What's the big deal? We left the bedspread on.
Greg Warner : Oh, no, now I'll have to sit on the dresser to put on my socks!
Jimmy Hughes : Greg, if you are skipping the bed, you might want to pass on the dresser too.
Kim Warner : You two are animals! Maybe that wasn't a water leak. Maybe God was trying to throw water on the two of you.
Christine Hughes : [Smirking] Well, God's name did come up at the end.
Jimmy Hughes : Oh, and Greg; remember that drawer on your desk you couldn't get open? Try it now.
Greg Warner : On my desk too?
Jimmy Hughes : [Smirking] Maybe you just weren't banging on it with the right tool.
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Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I can't believe you got Dominic a mullet.
Jimmy Hughes : Why? It's an acceptable haircut. Everybody in our hometown has a mullet.
Christine Hughes : Jimmy, people in our hometown even give their dogs mullets. This isn't back home, this is LA.
Greg Warner : Uh, Dominic; you want to go out back and play catch with me?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : Sure!
[Runs out]
Jimmy Hughes : Why'd you do that?
Greg Warner : Well, I didn't think he should hear you two arguing over his haircut. It might break his heart; his 'Achy Breaky Heart'
[Runs from room with Jimmy chasing him]
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Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and KIm are getting ready to go out] Hey, hey; all dressed up and ready, huh?
Greg Warner : Jimmy, you are seeing the being of a great and wonderful Valentine's Day.
Christine Hughes : As long as I don't have to see the end.
[to Jimmy]
Christine Hughes : Can you imagine watching those two skinny little bodies naked? It would be like watching a praying mantis having sex with a cricket.
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Greg Warner : So, Curtis; you went to college?
Curtis : Yeah, for about a year and a half; then the money ran out so I went to ask my mom for money and that's how I wound up in jail.
Greg Warner : It's not a crime to ask your mother for money for college.
Curtis : It is if your mother is a bank teller and you're holding a gun on her while asking.
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Kim Warner : [following a night of unusually good sex] It was amazing... all the screaming...
Greg Warner : Yeah... I just hope I didn't wake Sammy.
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Greg Warner : [Sammy has fallen down from the jungle-gym] Does it still hurt, Sammy?
Sam 'Sammy' Warner : No.
Christine Hughes : I'm just glad he stopped crying...
Greg Warner : I was worried about my son!
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Greg Warner : Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
Jimmy Hughes : I don't know. Where do you see me in twenty years?
Greg Warner : Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions.
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Christine Hughes : I don't like hitting my kids. What are we Bill Cosby.
Kim Warner : Bill Cosby didn't spank his kids.
Christine Hughes : Who am I thinking of?
Greg Warner : Bing Crosby.
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Jimmy Hughes : Hi everybody! I'm back and I took Dominic to get his hair cut.
Christine Hughes : My God, Jimmy! You got him a mullet!
Greg Warner : [to Kim] He looks like the world's shortest lesbian.
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Greg Warner : [Greg and Kim developed a roll of film that had nude pictures of Jimmy and Christine] There were a lot of things I hoped I'd never see and three of them are hanging from Jimmy.
[Smiling]
Greg Warner : Christine did look good though.
Kim Warner : [Looking at Greg] Shut up!
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Greg Warner : Hey, what's up?
Kim Warner : Nothing. Just thinking of names for Jimmy's boat.
Greg Warner : How about the S.S. Jimmy's An Idiot?
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Greg Warner : Great, dinner with Jimmy. It's like "Tuesdays With Morrie" except you don't learn anything, and at the end you want to guy to die.
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Kim Warner : Every time something goes wrong at work do you want me to put on the Batman cape and fly into town because they upset my Greggy?
Greg Warner : Actually Batman can't fly.
Kim Warner : Is that really important?
Greg Warner : It is to the citizens of Gotham.
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Kim Warner : How's Emily?
Greg Warner : Sleeping like a 'Jimmy'.
Kim Warner : In that case, she's sprawled on her back with one hand down her diaper.
Greg Warner : Yeah, in a bed that belongs to us.
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Greg Warner : What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young!
Jimmy Hughes : I just liked to chug beer and paint my face!
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Jimmy Hughes : [Greg has agreed to do a favor for Jimmy] Thanks, Greg; you'd really do that for me?
Greg Warner : Sure, no big deal. It's not like you asked me to help you move; although I am always available to help you move.
Jimmy Hughes : I know; you put that on our Christmas card. Losing five minutes of sleep won't kill me.