Big Trouble (2002)
Stanley Tucci: Arthur Herk
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Arthur Herk : Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!
Martha Stewart : Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!
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Arthur Herk : [making an opinion on who might have shot his TV] I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!
Officer Monica Romero : Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.
Arthur Herk : I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.
Officer Monica Romero : Thank you for that observation.
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Officer Monica Romero : I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.
Anna Herk : Hey, kids.
Arthur Herk : I want to press charges! Cuff him!
Officer Monica Romero : My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.
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Arthur Herk : Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!
Pat Greer : The dog, Mr. Herk?
Arthur Herk : No! Her!
Pat Greer : Who?
Arthur Herk : You know! Her!
Martha Stewart : Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!
Arthur Herk : Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!
Pat Greer : Mr. Herk, this is important...
Arthur Herk : Please don't let her take my soul!
Pat Greer : What the hell's he talking about?
Monica Romero : I don't know.
Alan Seitz : How close did he get to that toad?
Monica Romero : Like face first.
Alan Seitz : Bufotenin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.
Martha Stewart : [growls]
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Arthur Herk : Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.
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Monica Romero : Take it easy.
Arthur Herk : Don't tell me to take it easy, this is my goddamn house!
Monica Romero : And these are my handcuffs, and if you don't take it easy, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!
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Arthur Herk : [to Eliot] Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.
Eliot Arnold : Thanks for everything.
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Arthur Herk : My TV... you shot my TV! You little son of a bitch, you're going to pay for that, *and* you're going to jail!
Matt Arnold : [mumbling] It's a squirt gun, man.
Arthur Herk : What?
Matt Arnold : It's a squirt gun.
Jenny Herk : Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.