Weird Anime Excel Saga (1999–2001)
Jessica Calvello: Excel, Excel Excel
Quotes
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Excel : There is one Earth! If it splits in half, there'll be two! All mankind is scum - and bee-yoo-tiful!
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[to her dog, as she goes out]
Excel : Menchi! Watch the place while I'm gone. Oh! And stop acting like you understand human words! It's rude to the other animals out there.
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Excel : [to a scared Koshi Rikdo] No, no, I'm not a robber, I'm just here to obliterate you!
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[repeated line]
Excel : [shouts] Hail, Ilpalazzo!
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[On her way to assassinate manga artist Koshi Rikdo]
Excel : How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of ink!
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[after a log-sized fish roll floats by on a flooded street]
Excel : And there appears to be some mighty mysterious carbohydrates floating by as well, don't you think?
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Excel : Excel just wishes that she had a DVD player instead of a coffee can filled with gravel. Hey, Ilpalazzo, just who does a girl have to sell her unmentionables to to get some personal electronics around here?
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[Nabeshin pulls a shotgun out of his afro]
Excel : That's some serious dandruff, man.
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Yoda's Silhouette : What you can see with your eyes is not all there is, young Excel. Open the eye of your soul.
Excel : The eye of my soul? And who the heck said you could do a cameo, anyway?