Hooves of Fire (1999 TV Movie)
Steve Coogan: Blitzen
Quotes
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Robbie : I know what we do one day a year, but what about the other 364?
Blitzen : Well, usually it's like -
[scene of reindeer exercising]
Robbie : Oh. I was hoping it would be more -
[scene of Robbie dancing at a wild party]
Robbie : Or maybe sometimes -
[scene of reindeer playing guitar by the fire]
Blitzen : Sorry, Robbie. But it's definitely -
[scene of reindeer exercising]
Robbie : Right. When's the next bus out of town?
Prancer : [thinks] Uh, April.
Robbie : [collapses] Training it is.
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Blitzen : If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don't have any problems, come and see me anyway and we'll celebrate your lack of problems.
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Vixen : At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole. He was a smart reindeer that Ru...
Blitzen : [covers her mouth with a hand] No, no, no, no. I will have that name said in my presence!
Donner : Are you talking about Ru...?
[Blitzen covers her mouth with the other hand]
Reindeer : A German name, wasn;t it? Uh, Ru...
[Blitzen covers his mouth with a hoof]
Prancer : I tell you what, it's a catchy song, I love it. A-one, a-two, Ru...
[Blitzen covers his mouth with the other hoof, causing himself to hang in midair in the middle of the other four reindeer]
Blitzen : [after falling down] Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son. I will sleep until I have destroyed Robbie!
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Blitzen : But don't worry. They won't blame you. They'll blame your dad for having you.