Love, Honor and Obey (2000)
Perry Benson: Perry 'Fat Alan'
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Fat Alan : That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me you sigh.
[the others laugh]
Jonny : I wouldnt wanna do that.
[he stabs him]
Fat Alan : He stabbed me!
[the gang laughs harder]
Fat Alan : He stabbed me in the gut!
Ray : Look at his face!
Jonny : I'm sorry, Bruce.
Fat Alan : Shall I leave it in or take it out?
Ray : Leave it in and go out!