Tenacious D (1997–2000)

Jim Turner: Jesus Ranch Cult Leader

Quotes 

• Jack Black : What's that smell?

  Jesus Ranch Cult Leader : Oh that, the collective leaving of the brethren.

  Jack Black : You mean your shits?

  Jesus Ranch Cult Leader : Our "cult" has a simple philosophy, each time you produce a stool, you part with a portion of your soul. We save our droppings so that when we die, we may be buried with them and be complete before entering the next world.