- Gary Underwood: Didn't you dig the first number she wrote? It sold over a million records. "I'll Help Stamp Out Men." She's got a new one comin' out too. It's great! Just great. Real sex-bomb title. "Get Yourself a College Girl."
- Donnie: Whose records are selling like fly swatters at a nudist colony, The Animals! Animals, are you ready to roar?
- The Animals: We're ready.
- Donnie: Then, go, Animals, go!
- Eric Burdon: Okay fellas, "Blue Feeling"
- [singing]
- Eric Burdon: Sit here and wonder why am I so blue? Is it because I'm still in love with you?
- The Animals: Blue, blue feeling, got me down today, Blue, blue feeling, my baby's gone away...
- Donnie: And now all you fun people, it makes me a real happy pappy, to introduce to you a hip chick who's getting her brain filled at your own Wyndham College knowledge pump. Tonight she's gonna do a tune that has just been published. It's called, "Get Yourself a College Girl." Here she is, that ever-lovin', Teresa Taylor!
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: [singing] Get yourself a college girl, A college girl, A college girl, Get yourself a college girl, How happy you will be, How happy you will be, A college girl knows how to love, And how to live, And how to love, So, brother take advantage of, Her new philosophy, Her new philosophy, Psychoanalytically, she's not too complex, She knows all from A to Z, Regarding S-E-X, S-E-X spells sex...
- Donnie: All you kids are going away and this is the only way to go, here at the Go-Go. And now our show opens with one of the top recording combos from jolly old England. Let's here it for The Dave Clark Five!
- Dave Clark: Thanks, Donnie. Right, fellas. "Whenever You're Around."
- [singing]
- Dave Clark: I can tell whenever you're around...
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Martha, that Taylor girl had no right to corrupt the morals of womanhood.
- Dean Martha Stone: No woman can be corrupted unless she wants to be. Hubert, your ideas are about as up-to-date as the cinch corset and the bustle!
- Ray: You know what the guys at med school said about "Help Stamp Out Men"? Its the Kinsey Report set to music.
- Dean Martha Stone: Your songs are very sophisticated, Miss Taylor. Would you mind telling me how you learned so much about men at your age?
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Oh, it wasn't easy. It took a lot of night work. I mean, research.
- Dean Martha Stone: May I suggest that during the Christmas vacation you confine your - research to the daytime.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Oh, I promise. I won't have anything to do with men - even if I find one in my stocking. Golly, I mean...
- Dean Martha Stone: I know what you mean, I think.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Get out of here!
- Armand: Oh! Such fire! Her portrait will be magnificent!
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: What portrait?
- Gary Underwood: A portrait of a songwriter. You! I'm going to use your portrait in my advertising campaign and I'm paying him $5,000 to paint it.
- Armand: And I'll capture all of your magnificent womanhood on canvas - in your baby doll nightgown.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: In my what?
- Marge Endicott: Sue Ann, where in the world did you almost get that bikini?
- Sue Ann Mobley: I wear a size 10. But, a size 8 looked so good, I bought a size 6.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Excuse me, but, didn't we promise not to bother with men?
- Sue Ann Mobley: We did. But, there's no reason why I can't let them know what their missing!
- Marge Endicott: Is that the costume you're going to wear to the party tonight?
- Sue Ann Mobley: Don't be silly. I couldn't eat dinner in this. Everything would show!
- Senator Hubert Morrison: I found out one thing, though. Women's bones aren't in the same place as they used to be.
- Gordon: That girl is nothing but a sexpot and sex in an election year is dynamite!
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Sex is always dynamite - as I remember it.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: I warned that darn Gary Underwood. You know, I even had it put in my contract. He wasn't to write me or phone me at the college. I don't know whether to sue him or to kill him!
- Marge Endicott: Killing is more permanent.
- Gary Underwood: Wait a minute. We could use some other girl's body. They all got the same number of parts. All we need's a photograph of Teresa's face.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: With a painting like that you could make a fortune. Selling it at stag parties!
- Armand: Well, listen, Teresa...
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: I'll give you exactly one second to get out of here or I'll...
- Armand: Maybe it could be a negligee? A sheer one. A flannel pajamas?
- Gary Underwood: I don't understand it? The girl's practically a throwback. A puritan! How can she write songs like she does?
- Armand: Maybe she has a sexy ghost writer.
- Marge Endicott: I'm not exactly sure what all this va-vooming is about; but, they'll be none of it until after the holidays.
- Sue Ann Mobley: I swear, Terry, I just don't dig you at all. Your songs preach a gal should have a big, swingin' ball for themselves. They should play it hard, wild, and va-voom! But, when it comes time to do a little va-voom; well, you get mad and start throwing things.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: But, why should men decide when, where, and how it's all going to be done? Women are people! We've got a right to decide a few things for ourselves!
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Men! They've only got one thing on their minds.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Lucky us.
- [giggles]
- Astrud Gilberto: [singing] Tall and tan and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanema goes walking, And when she passes, each one she passes, Goes "a-a-a-h"...
- The Standells: [singing] She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire, Everybody turns around when my baby walks by, And something to see, surely catches the eye, I love her, she loves me, Oh, how happy now, we can be, Makin' love underneath the apple tree...
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Is there any special dance you'd like to do? I mean, like, a waltz or a fox trot?
- Senator Hubert Morrison: I'm an old Watusi man, myself.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Hey, Senator, that's great! Come on, let's show 'em. Come on!
- Donnie: All right, now. Anyone who hasn't had enough exercise on skis today, is welcome to dance to Jimmy Smith and his trio.
- [Jimmy plays "The Sermon"]
- Senator Hubert Morrison: I simply must meet that girl. Perhaps, I should ask her to dance.
- Gordon: Senator, please, why don't you forget the whole thing. Your-your-your just not the Watusi type.
- Gary Underwood: We need a girl who won't turn us down. Let's see, there's, eh, no.
- [snaps his finger]
- Gary Underwood: Stan Getz is rehearsing for his show tonight. And there's a girl in his line who could never say no to anything.
- Gary Underwood: You wait here. I'll talk to the lady. She'll do anything I say.
- [walks over to the lady, talks to her, she slaps his face, returns]
- Gary Underwood: She'd do anything I'd say but that.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Those French men - crazy! Oui! Oui!
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Sue Ann, what happened to you?
- Sue Ann Mobley: They're so sophisticated and so - so artistic!
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Sue Ann, you're plastered.
- Sue Ann Mobley: One does not get plastered on champagne. One merely loses one's inhibitions!
- Marge Endicott: How is the Senator this morning?
- Gordon: Well, thanks to your loose friend, with the loose hips, he's terrible.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: It's that Gary Underwood! None of this would have happened if it hadn't been for him. The phone call. The Senator losing his pants. And you and that Frenchman!
- Marge Endicott: Now, listen, I'm a ballet instructor and physical education teacher at Wyndham College and muscles are my business!
- Sue Ann Mobley: I've always liked artistic men.
- Armand: Would you like to see some of my paintings?
- Sue Ann Mobley: Well, I bet they're in your hotel rooms.
- Armand: Are you afraid of hotel rooms?
- Sue Ann Mobley: No. All they are are four walls and a bed - mostly bed.
- Armand: Oh, but, I have a whole suite.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Oh! Well, as long as I have running room!
- Senator Hubert Morrison: [getting a massage] You know your business, Miss Endicott.
- Marge Endicott: Always.
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Miss Endicott, these songs of Miss Taylors, they preach immorality.
- Marge Endicott: Oh, no! They only preach that each woman be allowed to assert herself in the things she believes in.
- Marge Endicott: You know, Senator, outside of Dean Stone, you're the first person I've met from Wyndham with an open mind.
- Senator Hubert Morrison: [getting a massage] Really? You mean it?
- Marge Endicott: Yes. I'm going to help you.
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Oh, that's wonderful! You must let me massage you sometime. I mean...
- Marge Endicott: Eh, get your pants on we'll go out and meet the world.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Well, maybe you understand it; but, I certainly don't.
- Armand: I explained it to you. I always paint the face last.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Why, I never heard of an artist painting from the bottom up?
- Armand: Oh, Cherie. Cherie we could make such beautiful music together.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Then, get your own guitar! I'm playing a solo.
- Marge Endicott: The big, overall thing to consider about younger people, Senator, is that eventually they'll all be adults.
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Well, that's a reasonable assumption.
- Marge Endicott: The bikinis and their dances and, well, the emphasis that they put on the subject of sex, are all merely symbols of the new freedom that they feel and want.
- Senator Hubert Morrison: They may be symbols to you, but they look like danger signs to me.
- Gary Underwood: You've got a snowy face.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Get me outta here or I'll...
- Gary Underwood: You've got eyes full of snow.
- [kisses her eye lashes]
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: But, but...
- Gary Underwood: Snow on your nose.
- [kisses her nose]
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: You leave that snow alone!
- Gary Underwood: And snow on your lips.
- [long kisss]
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: You melted my ski wax.
- Dave Clark: Right, fellas, let's get things really going with "Thinkin' of you Baby."
- [singing]
- Dave Clark: I'm thinkin' of you baby every day and night, I'm thinkin' of you baby every day and night, Now I don't want no other lover, 'Cause I, I know you're gonna treat me right...
- Donnie: Now, for the big wrap up of this precedent making event, I give you - The Animals!
- Eric Burdon: Okay, fellas, "Around and Around"
- [singing]
- Eric Burdon: You say the joint was rockin', Goin' round and round, Oh, baby! With a crazy sound, And they never stopped rockin', 'Til the moon went down...
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Would you care to Watusi?
- Marge Endicott: Nah, Swim!
- Senator Hubert Morrison: Let's dive in!
- Gordon: She did it.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: I did not. How was I to know he was going to lose his pants?