Pincy and Billy are on the dole. So Pincy sets up a business installing fake burglar alarms. Hood Stretch wants protection money but the fakes have been repossessed. Stretch has to get them back but orders have stopped and the boys skint.
Billy trades 4 gross, of stuffed olives in brine, with Chas, for dolls in national dress. Pincy loses £500 investing in a Dolphinarium scheme with broker Jocelyn Gummer. When Chas comes for his £500 back Pincy tells him Gummer has has it.
Pincy hopes to use his Uncle's Harry's betting system on greyhound racing. Stretch's collector Horace passes Pincy £500 but he loses the Jacket with the money in. Stretch gives him a week find it. Billy is accused of GBH and faces jail.
Pincy invites Mona to Billy and Lucy's camping holiday, in Southend. Things go wrong after a clash with a biker gang. Working at building site, racist Kev Nolan excludes Billy from earning cash on the side so Pincy and Billy fight back.
Pincy sees pest controller Sibley broke down, so he and Billy go and clean out a warehouse, of rats, for £200. Pincy cons warehouse owner into believing there is hyper-mouse to get more work. The pair get themselves in a rat catcher war.
Pincy thinks they should move into a new flat in the city. Kev Nolan is canvasing as the BNP member at the local council elections. When he starts stirring up racial hatred, Billy and Pincy decide to make stand before they head back home.
Pincy gets the mailing list of The Lantex Times and tries to scam the readers. Working has a car park manager he finds an underground cellar and hopes to find Roman coins. When he discover a strong room he tells Stretch for a percentage.
George gives Pincy a job running an hot dog van. He starts to plan, to buy his own van, and head to Southend for the summer. Unfortunately George and his wife Bess fall out and she leaves him. Devastated he offers Pincy £100 to find her.
Del offers Pincy and Billy a chance to work, as waiters, on boat trip on the Thames. They decide to make extra cash by over charging guests. This gets them a new van and job with Murray but Pincy can't resist stealing a number of watches.
Pincy and Billy are selling knocked off goods. Billy meets Bev, a wannabe singer who's agent Marv is ripping her off. Pincy gets lumbered with large tubs of butter and Marv scuppers Bev's audition. So Pincy plans to scam Marv and get even.
Pincy and Billy are set up and arrested for robbery. They are sent to a young offenders institute for twelve month. Pincy's attempts to make a bit, of action, on the side fall foul of the Governer. So the pair decide to breakout of jail.
Micky finds Pinsy and Billy clothes and a night shift cleaning job. Pinsy botches robbing the safe so the boys are forced to ask gangster Tubby Rawlinson for help but instead find themselves in the middle of a turf war with Stretch's gang.