Why, Charlie Brown, Why? (1990 TV Short)

Kaleb Henley: Charlie Brown

Quotes 

• Charlie Brown : Sorry, Snoopy. You can't go with us. Dogs aren't allowed on the school bus.

  [upon hearing this, Sally gets an idea] 

  Sally Brown : Woof.

• Sally Brown : Do you know why I hate riding on the school bus? Go ahead. Ask me why I hate riding on the school bus.

  Charlie Brown : Why *do* you hate riding on the school bus?

  Sally Brown : Why do I have to have a reason?

• Charlie Brown : [upon seeing Snoopy hitching a ride on the back bumper of the school bus]  I hope he doesn't get a ticket.

• Sally Brown : Why does everyone worry so much about Janice? I'm the one who's gonna have a bad day!

  Charlie Brown : Why you?

  Sally Brown : Because I left my lunch sitting on the curb.

  [Cut to the bus stop to reveal Snoopy looking at Sally's lunch box, opening it and having himself a picnic] 

• [Charlie Brown and Linus see Snoopy in the hospital dressed in surgical scrubs] 

  Charlie Brown : There goes the World Famous Surgeon on his way to the operating room.

  Linus van Pelt : It must be gratifying for him, being a surgeon knowing he can help so many people.

  Charlie Brown : No. He just likes to wear the little green booties.