- Belle Buzzer: I'll let you know later, Schweinhund.
- Fern Malaga: Oh, Belle, you're so sexy when you talk French.
- Black Bart: Call Wally Landon to the stand.
- Fern Malaga: Not here. Gone to visit his aunt.
- Black Bart: And where is his aunt?
- Fern Malaga: Well, the minister said, eh... heaven.
- [laughter from other men]
- Fern Malaga: You are already the highest paid black Sheriff in the West!
- Black Bart: Milk Face... I am the *only* black Sheriff in the West!
- Belle Buzzer: You've got a white horse. Why can't you have a White girlfriend?
- Black Bart: Do you remember when those four dudes tied me up and threw me in the well?
- Belle Buzzer: Ja.
- Black Bart: That was for having a white horse.