- Judy Randall: [In sing song-y voice] I see you.
- Patti Randall: Don't look at her, maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away.
- Judy Randall: [to Patti] I know it's not cool to let your mommy pick you up, but the town council meeting let out early and oh, Christmas. Honey, why do you always wear black?
- Patti Randall: Because it matches my soul.
- Agent Zeke Kelso: So Miss Randall, I understand that you witnessed the Flint kidnapping?
- Patti Randall: Oh, well, uh, I didn't witness it, actually. Um, D.C. sort of stumbled onto it.
- Agent Zeke Kelso: Where's D.C.?
- Patti Randall: At home, uh, sleeping.
- Agent Zeke Kelso: Well, how come he didn't come with you?
- Patti Randall: Well, I wasn't sure if you allowed pets inside the building.
- [he stammers]
- Patti Randall: He's a cat. It's-it's-- He's my cat.
- Agent Zeke Kelso: As in-- As in Morris the...
- Patti Randall: Yeah.
- [she laughs]
- Patti Randall: D.C.'s actually a big fan.
- Agent Zeke Kelso: Wherever the informant leads, it is our responsibility to follow him in a fluid moving perimeter.
- Mr. Flint: [through an intercom in his kitchen] Lizzie, are you milking the cow? My ulcer's doing a tango up here.
- [Zeke Rips the duct tape off Patti's mouth]
- Patti Randall: Zeke, you smell really bad.
- Agent Zeke Kelso: Happy to see you too Patti.
- Patti Randall: What happened?
- Agent Zeke Kelso: Got into a fight with a dumpster and lost.
- Patti Randall: Oh.
- [Zeke rips the duct tape off Lizzie's mouth]
- Lizzie: Ah thanks, and who are you?
- Agent Zeke Kelso: Zeke Kelso, FBI at your service baby!
- [Patti enters the kidnappers hideout and rips the duct tape off Lizzie's mouth]
- Patti Randall: Ow, that must've hurt.
- Lizzie: Oh good am I glad to see you, who are you?
- Patti Randall: I'm the one who found your watch.
- Lizzie: Thank God somebody found it. They almost caught me, I didn't get to finish the P.
- Patti Randall: Don't worry I did it for you, I'll have you outta here in a sec.
- [a mysterious dark shadowy figure emerges in the hallway causing D.C. to viciously hiss and scaring Patti from behind]
- Patti Randall: Oh my God, it's you!
- [Zeke sneezes and drops his gun]
- Pa: Grab the gun Ma or we're goners!
- [Ma picks up her shotgun off the floor]
- Ma: Ok, who's in charge now?
- [Lizzie and Patti both let out an exasperated sigh]
- Patti Randall: Why did you do this?
- Pa: We partied away all our cash in Monte Carlo.
- Ma: Yeah and the Riviera, plus we were bored out of our skulls.
- Patti Randall: Well I can relate but still.
- Ma: Hey hey, don't sass your elders.