Happy Gilmore (1996)

Will Sasso: Mover

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Quotes 

• Mover : I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game.

  Happy Gilmore : Give me the stupid club.

  [approaches the ball on the tee] 

  Happy Gilmore : [judging the club]  Look at this stupid thing.

  Mover : This is going to be hilarious. I mean, look how he's standing.

  Happy Gilmore : [sarcastically]  Yeah you like that?

  [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street] 

  Mover : Holy shit.

  Happy Gilmore : Go back to work.

  Mover : That house is like four hundred yards away.

  Happy Gilmore : Is that good?

  Mover : That's unbelieveable.

  Mover : Beginner's luck. Twenty bucks says you can't do it again.

  Happy Gilmore : Bring it on.

  [Happy hits the ball in the same direction] 

  Distant neighbor : You boys are going to pay for that! *clunk* AHH!

  Mover : You hit that guy.

  Happy Gilmore : He shouldn't have been standing there.

  Mover : One more time, double or nothing.

  Happy Gilmore : You better pay up.

  [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off] 

  Happy Gilmore : Oops. All right, maybe we should get back inside.