Get on the Bus (1996)
Hill Harper: Xavier
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Quotes
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Xavier : Why are you even going to the march?
Wendell : Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?
Jay : Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
Wendell : Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.
[laughs]
Wendell : You niggas somethin' else.
[Pointing at everybody]
Wendell : Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!
Mike : Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
Wendell : What?
Mike : Nigga.
[Wendell is thrown off the bus with his coat following]
Jay : Nigga need Coat like Coat need Nigga!
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Randall : [after Kyle changes seat] I do mind that you're not man enough to admit you don't love me!
Junior, aka 'Smooth' : [bus Passengers sarcastic reaction] Cool, Dad. We're goin' to the Million Man March with a bunch of homos.
Khalid : Sissy.
Flip : Tell me I just didn't hear what I think I heard.
Xavier : What?
Flip : He said, "You're not man enough to admit that you love me" to him.
Xavier : So?
Flip : So? There are faggots on the bus!
Xavier : Gays don't have a role in the black community?
Flip : I'm not talking about the black community, I'm talking about the faggots we got on the bus!
Xavier : How else are they supposed to get to the March?
Mike : Skip.
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Xavier : You're on a bus - with 20 black men, how do you feel?
Rick : Black men. White men. All the same to me. I like to think of myself as color blind.
Xavier : Color blind. Okay, so you didn't notice, at all, that everyone on this bus is black except you. Men of African ancestry, so-called black men, decedents of slaves.
Rick : Well, we're all brothers under the skin, right?
Randall : Now we're brothers, just because you're on a black bus.
Rick : Hey, look, I never wore a white sheet over my head, okay. I'm Jewish.
Randall : God forbid we should think a Jewish person could be a bigot.
Xavier : My parents were in the civil rights movement. They had black people at our house all the time.
Randall : Are you getting this, Xavier? They actually had black people at their house.
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Evan Thomas Sr. : Hey, hey, my name is Evan
Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Evan Thomas Sr. : Evan, Senior
Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Evan Thomas Sr. : They got my son
Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Evan Thomas Sr. : With a misdemeanor
Evan Thomas Sr. , Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Jamal , Kyle : Roll Call! Shabooya, Sha-sha Shabooya...
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Junior, aka 'Smooth' : Don't call me Evan
Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Junior, aka 'Smooth' : 'Cause I'm on the move
Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Junior, aka 'Smooth' : Don't call me Junior
Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Junior, aka 'Smooth' : But you can call me Smooth
Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Flip , Xavier , Mike , Jeremiah , Randall , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Roll Call! Shabooya, Sha-sha Shabooya...
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Mike : My name is Mike
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Mike : I represent New York
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Mike : I'm not a Muslim
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Yeah!
Mike : Still don't eat pork
Mike , Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Jamal , Kyle : Roll Call! Shabooya, Sha-sha Shabooya...
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Gary : My name is Gary
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Kyle , Jamal : Yeah!
Gary : I'm down with Shelly
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Kyle , Jamal : Yeah!
Gary : She's got the butter
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Kyle , Jamal : Yeah!
Gary : I got the jelly
Gary , Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Kyle , Jamal : Roll Call! Shabooya, Sha-sha Shabooya...
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Jamal : My name's Jamal
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Gary , Kyle : Yeah!
Jamal : My mind is free
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Gary , Kyle : Yeah!
Jamal : We need more love
Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Gary , Kyle : Yeah!
Jamal : And unity
Jamal , Flip , Xavier , Jeremiah , Randall , Junior, aka 'Smooth' , Evan Thomas Sr. , Gary , Kyle : Roll Call! Shabooya, Sha-sha Shabooya...
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Wendell : You brothers know what I'm sayin' about niggers like Jackson. They all say the same thing: hire us, feed us, affirmative action. Like we need America to keep a nipple in our mouth.
Xavier : You a Republican or something?
Wendell : Yeah and damn proud of it.
Mike : Who you Nigger Gingrich?
Xavier : You got a problem with that?
Evan Thomas Sr. : I don't see how any black man could be a Republican.
Wendell : I don't see how any black man can't.