The First Wives Club (1996)
Goldie Hawn: Elise Elliot Atchison
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Quotes
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Elise : There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
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Elise : You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!
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[Elise shows Bill proof that his new girlfriend is only sixteen years old]
Elise : Should have done your homework, Bill! I did. Oh, by the way, here's a copy of her birth certificate.
Bill : Oh, God... I didn't know... oh, God! Wh-what are you going to do?
Elise : Oh, what am I gonna do? Well, for now I'm just going to say the f word... *Felony*.
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Elise : No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!
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Elise : If only she'd called me. If only I was listed.
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Elise : It's the 90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.