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Quotes
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Bobby Lee : Are you serious about Bobby Ray, Miss Chi-Chi?
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez : Baby, you can have him. I've got a million dream lovers, alright. I've got a broken heart for every light on Broadway. And when one of them goes out, I just screw in another one, okay, hello good-bye.
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[after Billy Ray comes to ask a girl out]
Vida Boheme : I declare.
Bobby Lee : I declare.
Carol Ann : *I* declare.
Noxeema Jackson : I decline.
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Bobby Lee : [while Vida, Noxie, and Chi-Chi are putting make-up on her] I know, I know, that is Ms. Anne Baxter in the Ten Commandments and those are the moves.
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Noxeema Jackson : If you want them to know there is steak for dinner, you got to let them *hear* it sizzle! Understand?
Bobby Lee : Yeah.
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Bobby Lee : Thanks.
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez : I gotta go. I got cramps.