Sharpe (TV Series)
Sharpe's Sword (1995)
Sean Bean: Maj. Richard Sharpe
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Quotes
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Lord Jack Spears : I suppose they'll shoot me?
Richard Sharpe : I suppose so.
Lord Jack Spears : I didn't do it for the money Richard. Though it would have been damned useful.
Richard Sharpe : So why did you do it Jack?
Lord Jack Spears : Courage. It's like the King's Shilling, Richard. Some soldiers save it, some soldiers spend it all in one day. I told you my life was saved by a French doctor. Well the doctor was Colonel Leroux, and he saved my life simply by virtue of the fact that he stopped torturing me before I died. And I just couldn't stand it anymore. See I had spent the whole coin of courage. And then he made me sign some papers, betraying my honour, and the honour of a lady I once loved. And I could not let him use that, so I became his spy, ridiculous as this sounds to you Richard.
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Richard Sharpe : [Leroux claims he can't speak English] See if you understand this, on the count of three I'm gonna kick you in the crotch!
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Lord Jack Spears : [charges for the French] Up and at 'em, boys, up and at 'em!
Patrick Harper : Silly bugger!
Richard Sharpe : Aye, brave silly bugger though. Let's give him a hand before he gets killed.
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[Munro is playing bagpipes from inside his tent. Sharpe talks to a Highland soldier guarding the entrance]
Richard Sharpe : How can you stand it?
[the soldier shakes his head, not understanding]
Richard Sharpe : [yelling] How can you stand it?
[the soldier grins and takes a ball of cotton wool out of his ear]
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Richard Sharpe : Have a word with you, Harper! What's this between you and Ramona?
Patrick Harper : She's not talking to me.
Richard Sharpe : Well what have you done to her?
Patrick Harper : Nothing!
Richard Sharpe : Well whatever it is you're not doing. go and do it!
Patrick Harper : [stands up] That's not your business!
Richard Sharpe : Whatever business it is, get it sorted out
[puts his laundry in Harper's hands]
Richard Sharpe : .
Patrick Harper : If that means I'm going to wash and clean your tunics, well, I'm not!
[puts the laundry in Sharpe's hands]
Richard Sharpe : Well I'm not!
[puts his laundry back into Harper's hands]
Patrick Harper : Well I'm not!
[throws the clothes on the ground]
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Richard Sharpe : [sees that Lass is only wearing her shift] Good God, Lass, go put some clothes on!
Patrick Harper : She hasn't got any clothes.
Richard Sharpe : Well tell Ramona to go get her some, damn you!
Patrick Harper : I asked her! She told me to shag off.
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Richard Sharpe : Take my advice, Harris. When you get home, write a bloody good book with loads of shooting in it. You'll die a rich man.
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Rifleman Hagman : Permission to speak sir?
Rifleman Hagman : [hands Sharpe a bundle from his pocket] Best brown paper and paraffin oil, it's for your wound.
Richard Sharpe : Thank you Hagman.
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Major Mungo Munro : [he has just finished a bagpipe solo] Which would you prefer me to do, Sharpe? Play Beallagh na Bruga, that's the Munro march... or send you on a dangerous mission?
Richard Sharpe : Dangerous mission, sir.
Major Mungo Munro : Who's winning the war, Sharpe?
Richard Sharpe : Wellington, sir.
Major Mungo Munro : Why's he winning it, Sharpe?
Richard Sharpe : Steady troops, sir.
Major Mungo Munro : Superior intelligence, Sharpe. Supplied by whom, laddie?
Richard Sharpe : Men like you, sir.
Major Mungo Munro : [disgusted:] Och, don't *lick* me, laddie!
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Colonel Berkeley : [Leroux breaks for it] He breaks his parole, and kills an eighteen year old boy!
Richard Sharpe : Don't worry sir, we'll go in and get him tomorrow.
Colonel Berkeley : Tomorrow! I'm going in tonight, Sharpe! I want to see that bastard dead by dawn.
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Richard Sharpe : I've seen many a good soldier run away, and live to fight another die.
Father Curtis : So have I!
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Major Mungo Munro : [playing the bagpipes as Sharpe enters, then stops and turns around to Sharpe] Never had a lesson in my life! Can you believe that, Laddie?
[Sharpe's and Spears' expressions clearly show they CAN believe it, but neither of them says so. Munro gestures for Sharpe to take a seat]
Major Mungo Munro : Sit down, Laddie! - Which would you prefer me to do, Sharpe? Play 'Beallagh Na Bruga' - that's the Munro March - or send you an a dangerous mission?
Richard Sharpe : Ah... dangerous mission, sir!
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Richard Sharpe : [to the girl] I'll be back soon, Lass. And when I come back, I want you in my *bed*.
[Sees Harris looking up from the campfire]
Richard Sharpe : - I mean, I'll sleep *out here*!