So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Patrick Bristow: Cafe Roads Performer
Quotes
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Cafe Roads Performer : [At the microphone in the Café Roads] My next poem is called, "An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship."
Cafe Roads Performer : [as the audience laughs] Autobiographical.