Rescue Me (1992)
Peter DeLuise: Rowdy
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Quotes
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[explaining why he is carrying an unconscious woman over his shoulder]
Rowdy : She just got Rolfed.
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Rowdy : [has kidnapped cheerleader in back of car] Shut up! Please be quiet!
Ginny Grafton : You stop!
Rowdy : Shut up!
[threatens to hit her with butt of revolver]
Ginny Grafton : All right, all right, I will!
Kurt : [driving] Great, just great, mastermind. We were just gonna score the stuff and split. What in the hell are we gonna do with this dippy broad?
Ginny Grafton : [outraged] Hey!
Rowdy : Shut up! I didn't know the guy was gonna have a gun! How could I know that?
Kurt : You know, you are stupid, Rowdy. That's what you are, you're just plain *stupid*! You don't get it, do you? Just lickety-split, you're gonna...
Rowdy : Do we waste her?
Ginny Grafton : [yells] No way!
Rowdy : [slaps her on the shoulder] You dont get a vote!
Ginny Grafton : Look, my father will pay a lot for me. He owns the bank. You can't kill me.
Rowdy : Sure I can. Watch!
[threatens with revolver]
Ginny Grafton : [yells] Hey, wait a minute!
Kurt : Stop that!
Ginny Grafton : If you touch me, I swear...!
Rowdy : What? What are you gonna do, huh?
[gets slapped through the face, hard!]
Kurt : Will you knock it off, both of you? Just let me think, all right?
Ginny Grafton : Look, if you...
Rowdy : Shut up!
Ginny Grafton : You shut up!
Rowdy : You shut up!
Ginny Grafton : You shut up!
Kurt : Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, *hey*!
[exasperated:]
Kurt : It's like having kids!
[considers her suggestion]
Kurt : All right. We'll try it your way.
[smiles]
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Ginny Grafton : [sitting upright on bale of hay] You can untie me, you know. I'm not gonna go anywhere.
Rowdy : I don't know. I kinda like you this way.
Ginny Grafton : [plays him] Rowdy... don't...
Rowdy : Don't what?
Ginny Grafton : Don't hurt me...
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Ginny Grafton : [calls from the bedroom in which she is being held captive] Hello! Excuse me?
Rowdy : [Kurt snapped his fingers, and Rowdy's his obedient dog] What? What?
Ginny Grafton : [still tied up] I have to, you know, use the little girls' room.
Rowdy : Well, don't let me stop you!
[laughs heartily]
Kurt : [calls from outside room] Rowdy!
Rowdy : Just having fun!
[hangs his head in exasperation, then starts untying Ginny]
Ginny Grafton : Thanks, Rowdy. Last night... I had to try to escape, you know, I just wouldn't feel good about myself.
Rowdy : I know...
Ginny Grafton : Rowdy?
Rowdy : Huh?
[she lifts up her head to kiss him]
Kurt : [bursts in] Are you two having fun?
[Rowdy straightens to attention and tries to look proper]
Kurt : Now I don't know what's the matter with you, Missy. I think maybe you're dumber than he is.
Rowdy : Wait now, Kurt! You know I hate when you talk like that.
Kurt : Okay.
[holds up his hand, then pats Rowdy on the shoulder]
Kurt : You're still dumber.
Ginny Grafton : At least he's nice to me. Not a total sleaze like you.
Kurt : [as he unties her hands] Too many people have been nice to you. That's your problem. Now if you gotta take a leak, why don't you go ahead and do it? If not, I'm gonna tie you up myself.
[she stands up and goes off]
Rowdy : Take a leak?
[shakes his head]
Rowdy : She's a girl!
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Rowdy : [as Kurt taps a glass of water] Hey, Kurt, what are you doing?
Kurt : Pay attention, okay?
[walks over to the couch where 'unconscious' Ginny lies faking]
Rowdy : Hey...!
[gets shushed]
Ginny Grafton : [Kurt was about to tip the water onto her face] Hey! All right, all right!
[scrambles to her feet]
Rowdy : [surprised] Oh, man!
Kurt : Rowly, she had been faking it since before... Vegas!
Rowdy : She...
[points accusatory finger at Ginny]
Kurt : When are you gonna learn, huh? Chicks play all the angles! All the angles!
[looks back at Ginny:]
Kurt : Ain't that right?
Ginny Grafton : Well, he *hit* me!
Kurt : Good. You were getting on my nerves.
Ginny Grafton : And you hit him every time he gets on your nerves?
[folds her arms]
Rowdy : Yeah, usually.
Ginny Grafton : Good.
[smiles excitedly]
Ginny Grafton : Are we really in California?
[gives a little Bambi jump to the door]
Rowdy : Yeah, yeah! Right on Newport Beach! They got the boardwalk, where they got girls
[wildly imitates scantily-clad girl]
Rowdy : in little string bikinis, and, and, and corn dogs! And they have...
[Kurt glares at him]
Rowdy : frozen bananas?
Kurt : What are you? The welcome wagon?
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Rowdy : [tries to make conversation after Kurt has left] Do you want some... Avian or something?
Ginny Grafton : Actually... I feel like I have to take a shower. You know, I feel pretty raunchy.
Rowdy : [idea clearly conjures up images, but he shakes his head] Uh-uh, no. No, no, no, no.
Ginny Grafton : I promise I won't try anything.
Rowdy : You can't take a shower,
[shakes his head]
Rowdy : you can't take a shower. No shower, no.
Ginny Grafton : [smiles slyly, sits down next to his chair] I'll leave the door open so you can hear me.
[her hand rubs over his shoulder]
Rowdy : [almost gives in] Well... No.
[shakes his head, mutters to himself, tries to hold to his decision]
Ginny Grafton : Please?
Rowdy : [sighs] Uh... all right, you throw your clothes out, all right? That way, I know you won't try nothin'.
[she smiles, walks off to the bathroom, and he munches on a packet of potato chips]