Homicide: Life on the Street (1993–1999)
Jon Polito: Steve Crosetti
Quotes
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[Crosetti and Lewis are in adjacent stalls in the men's room]
Det. Steve Crosetti : Got any toilet paper?
Det. Meldrick Lewis : Nope.
Det. Steve Crosetti : Got five ones for a five?
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Det. Steve Crosetti : Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy.
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[on the engine that Detective Meldrick Lewis has bought for the car he is building]
Det. Steve Crosetti : Let me tell you, that doesn't play with me. See, when you buy a house, you don't buy a pile of dirt with a toilet on top. You get four walls which constitute a dwelling. You, if you look closely, have squat here.