Jamón, Jamón (1992)
Stefania Sandrelli: La madre puta
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Quotes
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La madre puta : Who buys men's underwear? Women do. And a good packaging helps sell.
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La madre puta : Why is your Dad with that whore? Who invited her?
El niñato : I did.
La madre puta : Why?
La hija de puta : Because she's my mother.
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La madre puta : My son will not go out with that girl. Her mother's a whore! You should know, you know her well enough!
El padre : That was ages ago. She runs a bar now.
La madre puta : A bar? You mean a whorehouse!
El padre : All women have a whorish side to them.
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La madre puta : When I was pregnant, I spent my day in the pool. My back hurt so much... I drank only milk and ate fruit. And listen to Mozart. I wanted to relax you. But I don't think you liked it very much. You kicked so hard.
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El chorizo : Don't worry, Ma'am.
La madre puta : Don't call me Ma'am. You make me feel old.
El chorizo : Why? You look real young.
La madre puta : Really?
El chorizo : Trust me, I never lie. You just relax, Ma'am.
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La madre puta : Kiss me.
El chorizo : I can't.
La madre puta : Why not?
El chorizo : I've eaten garlic. You'll notice the smell.
La madre puta : Garlic's what I like best in the whole world.
El chorizo : You like garlic? Here, for you. It's a good luck charm.
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La madre puta : Maybe you should have some tea.
El chorizo : Booze doesn't affect me. Tea does. The only time I had one, I puked.
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La madre puta : My poor head! Where are my pills? I live for you both and you give me headaches!