- Andy Barclay: [disturbed to find out that Chucky's still alive] No, you're dead. we killed you!
- Chucky: You know what they say. "You just can't keep a Good Guy down."
- Chucky: I got some fresh meat lined up and I'm not gonna let you spoil it not this time.
- Andy Barclay: Tyler?
- Chucky: Yeah... Just think, Chucky's gonna be a bro.
- [cackling]
- Chucky: Just like the good ol' days. Nothin' like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin'.
- Chucky: Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.
- Colonel Cochrane: What're you doin' Tyler?
- Tyler: [Cradling Chucky] We're playing Hide the Soul.
- Colonel Cochrane: Now, we don't play with dolls do we Tyler? Dolls are for girls.
- Tyler: But, Charles is my new best friend.
- Colonel Cochrane: Tyler, you know better than to talk back to a superior officer.
- [confiscates Chucky]
- Sgt. Botnick: The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?
- Andy Barclay: Why?
- Sgt. Botnick: To keep their hair short, so their enemies couldn't grab a hold of it in battle and slit their throat.
- Chucky: [Watching enviously as Andy shares a passionate kiss with Kristen DeSilva] Damn, I gotta get out of this body.
- Chucky: [whispers] Andy!
- [Andy notices him, backs up and sit down on Shelton's bed, he wakes up]
- Shelton: What the fuck?
- [pushes him, Andy notices that Chucky runs away]
- Andy Barclay: No, stop!
- Shelton: What the fuck you're doing in my room, Barclay?
- Andy Barclay: You wouldn't believe me!
- [Shelton looks for Chucky doll, vanished and turns back to Andy]
- Shelton: Where's the doll, Barclay? Where's the fucking doll? You took it, didn't you?
- Andy Barclay: NO!
- Boy: What's going on?
- Shelton: Somebody sure as hell took it!
- [first lines]
- Sullivan: This is Andy Barclay. Eight years ago, he touched off the scandal that nearly crippled this company. Claiming his Good Guy doll, Chucky was possessed by... Charles Lee Ray, the notorious Lakeshore Strangler.
- Andy Barclay: What are you doing?
- Whitehearst: Polishing Sheldon's shoes.
- Andy Barclay: He makes you polish his shoes?
- Whitehearst: No, I offered out of the kindness of my heart.
- Shelton: Who said you could look at me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
- Andy Barclay: Shelton.
- Shelton: That's Lieutenant Colonel Shelton to you, asshole.
- Andy Barclay: Lt. Colonel Shelton.
- Shelton: No, Lieutenant Colonel Shelton, SIR.
- Shelton: Whitehearst, you are without a doubt the sorriest excuse for a cadet I've ever seen. Wouldn't you agree?
- Whitehearst: No, Sir. I do not agree, Sir.
- Shelton: Are you contradicting me, you sorry-ass sack of shit?
- Chucky: [searching for Andy on the internet] You're my only ticket out of here, Andy. I got to get out of this goddamn body... Where are you, you little shit?
- Shelton: [laughs] What's the matter, Barclay? Huh? You homesick? You miss your mommy?
- [picks up his shoe to find that it is scratched]
- Shelton: What the fuck is this?
- Andy Barclay: Don't worry about your shoe all right? I'll polish it, just give me back the doll.
- Shelton: No, You listen to me. Tell Whitehurst he's off the hook, huh? I got myself another slave and clean up this mess.
- [gives him back the shoe]
- Shelton: You've got 5 demerits.
- Andy Barclay: What about the doll?
- Shelton: My kid sister's birthday is coming up. I think she's gunna love it, don't you?
- [makes the doll wave goodbye]
- Colonel Cochrane: At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay, it's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.