Delirious (1991)
John Candy: Jack Gable
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Quotes
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Jack Gable : I am dead! I'm in Hell! And my punishment, is to spend eternity on my own show!
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[watching a scene from "Beyond Our Dreams"]
Cable Man : Geez, what a body!
Jack Gable : Laura is more than a body.
Cable Man : Laura?
Jack Gable : Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
Cable Man : Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
Jack Gable : No, I write this shit.
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Jack Gable : He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one!
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Jack Gable : What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland.
Jack Gates : I should kill you for that alone.
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[at an upscale party, a butler is bringing in a herd of deer]
Jack Gable : Not *deer*! *Beer*!
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Jack Gable : What's the rush? Where am I running to?
[chuckles]
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Rachel Hedison : Oh no!
Jack Gable : What?
Rachel Hedison : I forgot my shoulder pads.
Jack Gable : Who gives a shit!