Another You (1991)
Stephen Lang: Dibbs
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Quotes
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Rupert Dibbs : Listen, I want to know who you are, and I mean Right Now!
Eddie Dash : Well who the fuck are you?
Eddie Dash : Elaine?
Eddie Dash : Look, I'm Abe Fielding's BEST FRIEND asshole!
Rupert Dibbs : Oh come on!
Eddie Dash : What, you think you can just come in here and talk to me like I'm shit?
Rupert Dibbs : You wouldn't even know Abe Fielding if you were talking to him! Elaine?
Eddie Dash : Wait, are you Abe Fielding?
Rupert Dibbs : No I'm not. Elaine? I'm Rupert Dibbs, I run Abe Fielding's business.
George : [George has been listening to the bickering between Eddie and Rupert and now pops out from where he was hiding] Dibsy!
Rupert Dibbs : Abe? Abe!
George : You ol' duffer! Howsa the boy!
Rupert Dibbs : My God, you're back!
George : Long time no see Pal! Eddie,
[George puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder]
George : I bet you thought this was Abe Fielding, huh?
Eddie Dash : yeah...
George : Well, you know how I knew he wasn't Abe Fielding?
Eddie Dash : No.
George : [leans into Eddie's ear and shouts] BECAUSE I'M ABE FIELDING!
Eddie Dash : [Eddie rubs his ear] Oh! Abe! Howsa the boy!
George : Fine!
[looks to Rupert]
George : Come on Dibsy, give me a wet one!
Rupert Dibbs : A what?
[George kisses him on the cheek]
Rupert Dibbs : Ah, ah ha!
[He kisses George back playing along]
Rupert Dibbs : Well what do you expect, you run off to God knows where, you don't write, you don't let anyone know where you are going, leaving me to run things...
George : Oh, no lectures, no lectures!
Rupert Dibbs : Well? What do you expect? You let everyone think you were dead!
George : All right, all right! Come on, have a drink with me!
Rupert Dibbs : I... I don't drink.
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Rupert Dibbs : [Elaine sits in Rupert's office, crying] Stop it. Please, will you stop it? I didn't say you didn't have some... limited acting ability.
Elaine : Limited acting ability? Listen bub, these are *real* tears here!
Rupert Dibbs : Regardless of your acting ability, he still left!
Elaine : Listen, you can't take some guy off the street and convince him to be Abe Fielding. I'm very technical...
Rupert Dibbs : [slams his hand down on the desk] That was not the job!
[Elaine gives Rupert an icy stare of contentment]
Rupert Dibbs : [Rupert takes a calmer tone] You're job was to entice them, hmm? To make them *want* to be Abe Fielding. But you've got these guys running away from you like the plague.
Elaine : I will not be handled! I told you that when I took the job, and it still goes, and if that's not the job... I don't want the position anyway!
Rupert Dibbs : OK, that's fine, that's fine Miss Mimi Kravitz! Professional actress!
Elaine : You know, you got a real effort for the jugular here...
Rupert Dibbs : I like the last one. A liar, a liar is perfect.
Elaine : No! Come on, that guy was kind of soft on me...
Rupert Dibbs : And why shouldn't he? You're a very beautiful woman.
Elaine : Thank you. But he'll never come back without his friend.
Rupert Dibbs : Don't worry about his friend. He's not going anywhere. His ass is mine for bail money.
Elaine : What happened?
Rupert Dibbs : I caught the schmuck stealing Abe's credit cards! He won't be a problem. Drink?
Elaine : Yeah, sure.
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George : Geez, I still can't get this guy to take a drink! By the way, Rupert, this is my best friend, Eddie.
Rupert Dibbs : Elaine!
Eddie Dash : No, Eddie.
Elaine : Rupert! What are you doing here?
Rupert Dibbs : Well, I had actually come to see you, but now that Abe is back, I actually need him to sign a few papers.
George : OK!
Rupert Dibbs : All right. Abe, if you would just...
George : You want my Abe Fielding on that?
Rupert Dibbs : Yes.
George : OK!
Rupert Dibbs : Sign here... and here.
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Rupert Dibbs : Tell me, is this a sink or a toilet?
Eddie Dash : Stick your head in it and find out.