Christmas Vacation (1989)
E.G. Marshall: Art Smith
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Quotes
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[after Clark fails at lighting all the exterior Christmas lights at the "lighting ceremony" in front of the entire family]
Frances : Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
Audrey : He worked really hard, Grandma.
Art : So do washing machines.
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Art : You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
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Art : [a messenger delivers Clark's envelope with his "bonus", the family looks questioningly] What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?
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Art : It was an ugly tree anyway.
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[the Griswolds are unaware that Clark is trapped in the attic]
Ellen : Daddy, is Clark coming?
Art : How would I know?
Ellen : Is he in the house?
Art : If he isn't farting around with his lights, he must be inside.
Ellen : I'm sure he wants to come shopping and have lunch with us.
[walks back to the house, but Art pulls her back to the car]
Art : He's got another car; he can drive. I have to eat - so I can take my back pill!