For Keeps? (1988)
Jaclyn Bernstein: Mary Bobrucz
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Quotes
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Stan : Why don't we just keep it.
Mr. Babrucz : Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.
Donna Elliot : No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.
Mary Bobrucz : Mom, what are stretch marks?
Mr. Babrucz : Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.
[Mrs. Babrucz covers her face, embarrassed]
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Mary Bobrucz : [looks at Darcy laying down in a state of depression] Post-partum depression.
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Mrs. Bobrucz : Stay for dinner, Darcy. We have glumpkies.
Darcy : I'd love to, but it's Thursday.
Lou Bobrucz : Oh, yeah. French night.
Mr. Babrucz , Stan : French night! Ooh-la-la!
Mr. Babrucz : Come wit me to zee Casbah.
Mary Bobrucz : What's a Casbah?
Mrs. Bobrucz : We have French fries!
Stan : French dressing.
Mr. Babrucz : Ooh! Zee french toast.
Mrs. Bobrucz : And for dessert - we've got ice cream.
Lou Bobrucz : French vanilla.
Mary Bobrucz : And french kissing. With gum!
[Stan and Darcy stop chewing their gum]